A bloke went up to a girl in the gym and said, "Do you come here often?"
She said, "Ha ha very smooth but no, not really"
He said, "Well you should, fatty"
I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff.
As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted "Whatever you do, don't look down".
So I started smiling.
The waiter brought me a sprig of broccoli. I said, "sorry, I thought it was 'All You Can Eat' for £3 here."
The waiter replied, "that IS all you can eat for £3 here."
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.