June 201 ask onyx (John)

See you have a quite spell here John.
I have read all of the questions , but I cannot remember all of them. So if this is a repeat forgive me.

Do you have any pets?
 
The chicken had to come first ...otherwise who laid the egg??:wink:

The chicken crossed the road to go and see Colonel Sanders!! :wink: :P

Plausible??:whisper::wink:
 
Alright John?

Half way through the month and you're still standing, can't be bad. :35:

There were those that thought your nerve would go but you're doing great man ;D And your still talking to me!! :respect: Aren't you? :D

John?




John?


JOHN??


OI Barry??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
John, which came first the chicken or the egg?
A chicken and an egg lie together in bed. The chicken smokes a cigarette and smiles with satisfaction.The egg on the other hand just lies there with a very unsatisfied expression:( I hope that answers your question Pearl....:16:
 
A chicken and an egg lie together in bed. The chicken smokes a cigarette and smiles with satisfaction.The egg on the other hand just lies there with a very unsatisfied expression:( I hope that answers your question Pearl....:16:

Aaahh so the chicken IS a cockerel ;D;D
 
Can I play too?? Why did the chicken cross the road??
I don't know the answer to that one Dick, but they do say that your average 'thinking man's chicken' dreams of a time they will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned.
 
I don't know the answer to that one Dick, but they do say that your average 'thinking man's chicken' dreams of a time they will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Surely not, its how they know we care!
 
Doesn't the self-assured chicken worry about getting his tail feathers knocked off while laying it on the line?
 
See you have a quite spell here John.
I have read all of the questions , but I cannot remember all of them. So if this is a repeat forgive me.

Do you have any pets?
No pets Brenda. There were pet cats here for years and I did like having them around but if your going to keep pets they do need to be looked after properly with time, effort and money and I just don't have that much interest in keeping them these days. There are neighbours cats around and I like to see them in my garden, I haven't seen a mouse for years. My brothers and sisters are all animal lovers, they all have numerous pets, my younger sis. has three dogs and about six cats but I certainly wouldn't like that.
 
Cats in your garden John? Do they leave many" messages"?? I don't think there are many in my area that miss my garden. I have 2 that come sneaking around that would be inside the house if I let them.One lodges in my greenhouse (the door will not fully close) to escape the kids where it lives. They "rag" it to bits at times.
 
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